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Side effects include frequent urges to steal, deceive, and seduce.

Side effects include frequent urges to steal, deceive, and seduce.



The emblem says Wonder Woman, but that hair is pure Clobberella.

The emblem says Wonder Woman, but that hair is pure Clobberella.



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merchandisingisforever:

unicorn-meat-is-too-mainstream:

Merchandising is Forever is an ongoing project  documenting in photographs and animated GIFs the minute variations of deteriorating vintage Kenner Star Wars action figures.

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It sure is. It sure is.

merchandising is forever

merchandising is forever is without a doubt the best Star Wars tumblr I’ve seen in forever.

I scrolled past this while listening to “Midnight City” just now. Perfection.

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“wash off that makeup, girl- it’s time for a CRYING JAG!” I made myself laugh by the time I drew this, kind of the opposite of what I thought was going to happen. Lesson learned: draw your feelings. 

“wash off that makeup, girl- it’s time for a CRYING JAG!”

I made myself laugh by the time I drew this, kind of the opposite of what I thought was going to happen. Lesson learned: draw your feelings. 



Bugs: A Life

When I catch and release bugs from the house, I worry that freeing them outside will be like prison and that they’ll get together with other bugs to strengthen their criminal network.

Then I remember that bugs tend to eat each other and are not likely to form alliances. Except for ants. And bees. And termites, I guess?



 tobyaudax said: You HAVE always wanted a unicycle. Something to ride around on while you play the ukelele? Eh, eh? Or maybe I’m confusing this with that tall, old-tymey tricycle…

Tricyle you say?


I suppose it shouldn’t matter why or how, just that this is something. Even as I am in the market for a bicycle (stationary or otherwise), it won’t be from Walmart. 

I suppose it shouldn’t matter why or how, just that this is something.

Even as I am in the market for a bicycle (stationary or otherwise), it won’t be from Walmart. 



To save on development costs, War Machine’s display shows ads at start-up.

To save on development costs, War Machine’s display shows ads at start-up.



When I put together a really cool outfit, but don’t have an appropriately fantastic jacket to wear over it, I feel like I did when I was Barbie for Halloween and my mother made me wear a shawl.



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Dan drew this years ago and only posted it here recently, but I feel that it’s an especially apt reblog for today since Toadsly and I just came back from a showing of Jurassic Park 3D.

Dan drew this years ago and only posted it here recently, but I feel that it’s an especially apt reblog for today since Toadsly and I just came back from a showing of Jurassic Park 3D.



When you look for a way to describe me using Tumblr terms, you may feel compelled to speak of my selfies. This would be inaccurate. A more appropriate assessment would be that I just fell down a hole of rereading my own posts.


If I can hold out for three more weeks, then I won’t have to feel guilty about staying in bed until forever on Sundays. Until then, I’m hiding here from my schoolwork and taxes, inching closer to either resolve or panic with every passing minute.



When Mountain Dew says “Kickstart Your Day”, I want it to mean that people have to donate a set amount of money to get me out of bed, into the shower, to brush my teeth, and to go to work.

Linda Evangelista saw this coming, guys.


“Last night at the bank, I noticed something about Two Face: his coin. It’s his Achilles’ Heel. It can be exploited.” -Dr. Chase Meridian, providing a valuable supplement to this week’s chapter reading on ethics.

“Last night at the bank, I noticed something about Two Face: his coin. It’s his Achilles’ Heel. It can be exploited.”

-Dr. Chase Meridian, providing a valuable supplement to this week’s chapter reading on ethics.


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