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Guys, I am on a major Great Hair hot streak already this week (except for my bangs, which are the casualty of forehead greasiness and a very sweaty drive home). If I can keep up this level of follicle perfection, I might emerge from my bedroom on Sunday morning as some kind of goddess and descend upon the wedding in a golden chariot, beaming shiny waves of beautiful hair that blind everyone but still make them wish they could sit with me at the reception.

Guys, I am on a major Great Hair hot streak already this week (except for my bangs, which are the casualty of forehead greasiness and a very sweaty drive home). If I can keep up this level of follicle perfection, I might emerge from my bedroom on Sunday morning as some kind of goddess and descend upon the wedding in a golden chariot, beaming shiny waves of beautiful hair that blind everyone but still make them wish they could sit with me at the reception.

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  1. go-orgoahead said: I will have no hope of having hair deserving enough to be in your wake. Mine is always impossible now, and has no style whatsoever. How do you get yours to look so textured?
  2. tobyaudax said: I will be the envy of the event because I’ll be right there beside you. “Who let the lumpy Muppet in? And why does HE get to sit with the Lady of the Gorgeous Hair?”
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